Sotomayor Mad-libs

It's easy! Just fill in the blanks of this sentence for maximum irony:

The party of ___________________ is complaining that Sotomayor __________________.

Examples:

The party of George W. Bush is complaining that Sotomayor is unintelligent.

The party of Dick Cheney is complaining that Sotomayor is a bully.

The party of Rush Limbaugh and Michael Savage is complaining that Sotomayor is racist.

The party of Clarence Thomas is complaining that Sotomayor benefited from affirmative action.

The party of Bush v. Gore is complaining that Sotomayor makes decisions based on feelings instead of the law.

Try it! It's fun!